My friend told me to draw this.
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
IS U OK IS U GOOD CUZ I WANTED TO KNOW
I like the mystery behind the term “freaky issues”. It could be anything! Is your vagina making long distance phone calls to the Dominican Republic? Does your vagina upgrade your cable package without your permission? Is your vagina luring the domesticated animals of the neighborhood to your house and butchering them in the backyard? Easy Fixes for Freaky Issues!
Being unable to care for your child.
Being overpowered by your child.
Being manipulated into an abusive relationship.
Being attacked by your spouse.
Depression and attempted suicide.
Threat of miscarriage.
Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s.
Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse.